Some great lines in the McSweeney’s link.

YUP, EZ, PZ

I’m pretty sure they do. LMDDGTFU, yes. If you use the search engine on your browser “LED Sneakers Adult”, you will find them. Here’s a review of them: https://worksafetytools.com/light-up-shoes-adults-nike-the-ultimate-guide-to-the-coolest-sneakers-with-led-lights/

Anyone ever hear of zoom lenses?

JORB!

The Plants (@[email protected]) will get it back from you in due time.

I mean the port WAS open?

No danger, all Noodle!

You could also get canned cabbage and canned beets. Kids just love that stuff! (/s in case that wasn’t obvious)

It’s the Anti-Corn that Thiel warned us about.

Per wikipedia: “Alka-Seltzer is a combination of sodium bicarbonate, aspirin, and anhydrous citric acid used for the relief of heartburn, acid indigestion, and stomach aches.[1]” Yeah, eat well, live well. And one won’t need a remedy from 1931.

I used to be like that guy till I took an arrow to the knee.

Whoa dang! You’ve got a typo there. It’s Tortilla chips, not Flotilla ships. Silly mistake, anyone could have made.

I mean, of course, if only it were KB then we could just ask her to stop. I’m sure she could be reasoned with, and it sure would solve a whole raft of troubles.

Wait, how do we know they aren’t the same person? Have the both been seen in the same room at the same time before?

Argh, me too!

Not anymore it ain’t!! We have permission! From Ickplant! saLmon it is!

I always enjoy learning foreign languages.

Oh no, that ain’t good!

I love the subtle look of extreme enthusiasm Sandy is maintaining.