How many of you practice your karate.
…wait?
Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.
Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.
30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER
I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them
I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…
Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.
Fart.
So it’s you…
…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.
I resist the urge to press any button.
Blue Steel in the mirror.
I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.
Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.
What if they have cameras at the stairs?
Check my appearance in the mirror.
I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy
Karate? No.
I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator “dings” and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.
I watch too many movies.
I reenact that scene from Captain America
Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.
practice your karate
*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you’re triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*
I think about why I didn’t went by the stairs again and again (I like stairs, that’s my sport of the day)
I ask the question, “Why do we exist?”
