I used to play this game so much as a kid. That’s pretty fucking sweet, I might check it out

Yeah but it wasn’t as gamey, as, say, a game

which is what I thought I bought when I got it

Yeah I got through like 20 minutes of that game before I realized it was a light novel and this wasn’t some kind of annoyingly long and convoluted tutorial.

You underestimate how much the US values their genocide army base

Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.

Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.

You can do pranks any day of the year tho. For instance, September 3rd is “shit in my cats litter box and see if my wife notices the difference” day.

“Everyone loves hiking”

Lie detected

Here comes Belle, singing her daily song of how much we all suck.

Lmao “I’m gonna have to start locking my desk”

This is insane. I love it.

It’s like when I found out how Lance Armstrong cheated in those bike races by giving himself blood transfusions while he was racing.

I was like “yeah, but like… still pretty impressive” lol

The whole “season” system for games has always annoyed me.

Least rapey pope moment

Oh dope. Maybe I will have to revisit it.

Oh seriously? Thank god because that equipment system they had was horrible.

I didn’t know you can do that. I can’t wait to remove “marvel” “Harry Potter” and “Lord of the Rings” from my feed forever.

Possibly some kind of rope knot, clamps, some combination of the two, possibly modifying them somehow, it’s hard to know what to suggest without knowing what exactly you’re trying to ratchet.

I won’t be paying for this game on principle. I might not even play it.

Who cares what this jackass thinks? He’s a literal blithering idiot.