They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.
Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.
Oddly enough I say that quite often too. Everything’s always in the last place you look. Because then, you stop looking. :)
Did you check your butthole?
H.Y.C.Y.B.H.
Yep, once a month whether it needs it or not!
Did you check on the counter
Sure didn’t!
I have them! Here they are!
Coat pocket. Not the one you are wearing, but the one you had on before.
Under the papers on the table
Unfortunately the only papers I have are this Obristanian passport and an expired Entry Ticket.
In the fridge?
In the car or the dryer. That’s where mine usually show up. I made a little key basket that hangs on my back doorknob and it has helped. Good luck.
You left them in the door?
Probably somewhere on earth
