Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up1724arrow-down118
arrow-up1706arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·4 months agoJust redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint. Ultimate pull-out method.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-24 months agoYou could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoSaving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum. Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoI’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.
Just redirect my urethra and install a single Y-Valve. Flip the switch up and I cum out the tip, flip the switch down and I cum out my taint.
Ultimate pull-out method.
You could even add a bag attachment and keep it for later!
Saving up cums so I can do one huge pint-sized cum.
Googling “What is the shelf life of cum?”
I’d say “imagine having to explain to your date why you’ve got cum in your ass”, but it sounds like you already did.