Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoNot only are they watching you, they're judging you.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1721arrow-down1imageNot only are they watching you, they're judging you.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOmegaMouse@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up75·2 years agoI don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 years agoYou would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 years agoHey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 years agoThe Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoOh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
minus-squareneoman4426@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoClams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoIdk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?
I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
Sounds like squid propaganda!
Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
Nah, they’re on instaclam.
Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it
Idk, isnt any shellfish meditation antisemetic?