- Happens every time I ride the train tbh - Except its not porn - That’s what I mean when people see me getting on the train they all start masturbating /s 
 
 
- @[email protected] Was machst du wieder für Sachen? - Es kam über mich… - So genau wollte ich das jetzt - schonnicht wissen…
 
 
- What the fuck did I just read? - The fourth most reposted copypasta on the internet. - What’s the first 3? - Gorilla warfare, grandpa was a smoker, and vaporeon. - Navy seals isn’t up there anymore? - Gorilla warfare is the Navy Seals one, under a different name. 
 
- I’ve never heard of gorilla warfare or the grandpa one. Navy seals one is definitely more well known - Edit: unless the gorilla one is the one about dropping an angry gorilla at your ex’s door, but even then navy seals is more well known - I’ve only ever seen a few iterations of the guided gorilla attack. No, I was referencing my favorite part of the navy seal pasta, the master of gorilla warfare. 
- OoOoOo are you two gonna start arguing over which thing is more well known? Give me a minute to get the popcorn!!! 
 
 
 
- It’s pretty nsfw ngl - If you think that’s nsfw, don’t even consider viewing this. - deleted by creator 
- Why would you post this 
- I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight. 
- Woah there, should’ve tag NSFW, almost got fired because of this image. 
 
 
 
- Just a normal day on a German train. Don’t think about it too much. 
- A very old and slightly overused copypasta 
 
- How do you masturbate not furiously? 











