The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前The man can't help himselflemmy.worldimagemessage-square149fedilinkarrow-up1397arrow-down142
arrow-up1355arrow-down1imageThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前message-square149fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 年前I prefer to piss in the wood stove.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded. Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off… Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前 what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
I prefer to piss in the wood stove.
How about the humidifier?
I’ll have to try that.
If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.
Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…
Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
“Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
Golden vapours.
Perfect.
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