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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Why doesn't my flirting work? Any tips appreciated

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Why doesn't my flirting work? Any tips appreciated

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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    This doesn’t read as flirting to me.

    You’re being too subtle, try to be more obvious about your interest.

  • CameronDev@programming.dev
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    “Sorry, that was meant for my mum”

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ll try it and report back

      edit: doesn’t seem to work

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    Ausam bobs! Show bobs and vegana!

    • pigup@lemmy.world
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      free uggs and ipad

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    Too much focus on boobies, you need to also mention vagina

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      More vagene, noted

      • Asafum@feddit.nl
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        But you gotta say it like “I bet 💵 U got da biggest vagene eva! Fit more bros than a 🏟️!”

        Girls love being told they have a gigantic vagina that multiple guys use at once!

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Bigger vagene, noted!

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      u vegan

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    I see the problem.

    You didn’t mention her huge mammaries enough.

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      Girthy bazongas

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        real blubber udders

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    Isn’t that the other person replying to you?

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Don’t think about it, it’s not fake

      • JustMy2c@lemm.ee
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        I wasn’t suggesting it was fake at all!

        It’s written black on white like the Bible, how can it be fake?

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    Helo baby jirl. Plz send bobs and vagene

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    Are you really the police?

  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    More police cars and maybe some titty emoticons if you could find something big and round.

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    Turn your phone off before taking ambien

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Start taking ambien, noted!

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    Dr Coomer?

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      “GORDON, LOOKOUT. HOTTED BOONS UP AHEAD. TITS, BIG ONES.”

  • Lath@kbin.social
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    You should flirt with her mom instead. The jealousy will throw her into your embrace. I saw it in a… documentary.

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