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neamhsplach@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 2 years ago

What's your favourite Futurama quote?

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What's your favourite Futurama quote?

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    “Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!”

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    “Oops…” [misses giant red button with finger]

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    @neamhsplach My favorite one is the reply to saving those monks, “Fat chance! You can’t count on God for jack. He pretty much told me so himself.”

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    “If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”

  • EmrysOfTheValley@beehaw.org
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    I’ll make my own *insert item heref with blackjack and hookers Why not zoidberg And somehow Champagne has become unironc in my vocabulary now 😂

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      She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro

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    “I have an idea!”

    “I have a better one.”

    It’s so casually mean 😅

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    When can we have some Slurm?

    SOON ENOUGH!

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    Good news everybody!

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5MohK5FHEY

    No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

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    When can we have some Slurm?

    SOON ENOUGH!

    Aww, that’s not soon enough.

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    I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered *giggles"

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    “No fair, you changed to outcome by measuring it”

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