funny@lemmus.org to Funny@sh.itjust.works · edit-210 months agoThe game: "Bite the owner before he runs away"i.imgflip.comimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down111
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minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·10 months agoI like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand. I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoI’d die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it. Forcing your hand down their throat if it’s a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through. 30 pound cat all bets off lmao
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 months agoI would bet on the wolves if there were more than one. If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.
minus-squarethesporkeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoIm not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.
minus-squareWookieMonster@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoYeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.
I like to think, if I encountered one or two wolves alone, I might come out on top if I had a good stick in hand.
I have never been able to imagine winning a fight against a cat larger than 30 lbs or so.
I’d die with wolves. With a cat you have to be willing to get bit until you get hold of it.
Forcing your hand down their throat if it’s a dog or larger cat can work too. Pitbull could probably bite your arm off through.
30 pound cat all bets off lmao
I would bet on the wolves if there were more than one.
If there was only one i would bet on the wolf.
Im not saying I am stronger than 2 wolves, but there is at least a negotiation process involved, as opposed to being eviscerated within a few seconds.
Yeah, this seems like a terrible game to teach your cat.
I have two cats, so I keep them as happy as I can as a form of self preservation.