• cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    2 days ago

    Somehow works out to: any task will take 15 min in the morning.

    Get out of bed: 15 min

    Shower: 15 min

    Shave: 15 min

    Get dressed: also 15 min

    Breakfast: believe it or not, 15 min

    Every extra snooze on the alarm clock has got to knock off one of those things till it goes down to: get dressed and run out the door.

    That being said, I’m pathalogocally late every time for everything. A friend tried to drop the wisdom of this meme on me… “Why don’t you just leave earlier”. I can’t explain why, but it never works out that way no matter how hard I try.