SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?message-squaremessage-square217fedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1349arrow-down1message-squareWhat's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square217fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareramble81@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up83·1 year agoAh yes, the first time you reach your hand into a girls pants expecting to find things where your penis is… and you get nothing, and you try to play it off casually but in your mind your freaking out thinking she’s a real life Barbie doll.
minus-squareDaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year ago“Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper…”
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoYeah I was way off, and my hand was in her pants so I couldn’t see what was going on.
Ah yes, the first time you reach your hand into a girls pants expecting to find things where your penis is… and you get nothing, and you try to play it off casually but in your mind your freaking out thinking she’s a real life Barbie doll.
“Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper…”
Yeah I was way off, and my hand was in her pants so I couldn’t see what was going on.