• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I like to think that someone actually went online and paid good money for a little weiner cage and had it shipped to them overnight just to throw it on the ground to make this meme

    I would speculate that he agonized about which particular ball strainer would generate the most lulz and updoots. I’m sure he’d make this image the background on his phone just so they could tell any stranger who sees it about the epic saga of the time him and his college roommate drank a whole Mikes Hard Lemonade and ordered this little virginity protector in high spirits as a joke

    I bet he doesn’t tell them that they both tried it on when it arrived.

    I bet he still has it in a little box under his bed too lol

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      1 year ago

      You’re so right. There’s no shame in enjoying this or any kink. Get it out from under the bed and put it on. If it fits, princess.

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      1 year ago

      Very true. Can totally see that.

      EDIT: The person who bought this probably bought specifically this one, because it looked the most recognizable as what it is.

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    1 year ago

    I am definitely not looking forward to every man in the country being lined up and forced into this thing one after the other until the prince finds the one that’s exactly the right size.

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      Some will cut off part of their dicks cause they are too long to fit into the cage.
      That part might not be in the disney one. Maybe that was just in the german version of that Märchen.

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        Is it worth it just to be the prince’s wife? Future Queen of the country? All it cost you was 4 inches?

        That is a gamble I am not willing to take but you do you boo