So yesterday my 2 cats got in a fight. I got the worst of it.

Long story short. I checked both cats over after the incident and all the blood was mine.

Black cat, Noir, had a little scratched spot on nose and near left eye but looked fine.

This morning I wake up and notice he’s got, what I thought, was some eye goo in his left eye.

As the day goes on into the evening, I notice it’s still there.

I get a qtip and wet the end and try to catch it to pull it out.

I notice at this point it doesn’t look like goo but like the bottom of the eye is cut. Or maybe the extra eye membrane.

It really looked like that.

Now mind you he’s been normal all day and not been rubbing his eye or anything. No drainage or redness but I kinda panicked thinking. “How did I miss this eye injury yesterday when I checked him over!?!”

So I rush him to the ER vet. Cause it literally looks like a cut into his eye with a flap/gash.

We wait like 1.5 hours. While in the exam room I noticed he’s got a big eye booger in the corner of his eye. Dried. Dark. I wipe it off.

A moment later I’m like. Hey. Hold on.

I check his eye again and the “gash” is gone.

It actually was eye goo.

Even the guy who first saw him agreed it looked like a cut.

But I called him over and was like. Yeah. So I think it actually was a booger.

He looked over Noir and agreed. The eye was fine.

Booger.

Flipping eye booger.

Almost cost me $200.