Jonathan, you are blessed with the gift of consciousness, reason and full cognition, yet you spend your days tweeting about birds on a platform that formerly identified as a bird.
Came here looking for Jonathan Livingston Seagull, was not disappointed.
If people could fly we wouldn’t do it because we’d consider it exercise.
-paraphrase from I don’t remember who
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The number of times I’ve seen that… Baffling. The only time to park close at the gym is in the pouring rain.
That and extreme cold are literally the only times I care about a close parking space. Oh no, I have to walk for 30 seconds before I get into the store? The horror!
Why does he look like Gordon freeman?
He’s the right man in the wrong place.
I thought that was Ian Hecox
