I work a job at an airport assisting the elderly and disabled with wheelchair assistance.

I cannot tell you, literally cannot tell you how many people sit in my wheelchair, and IMMEDIATELY start talking about the weather.

Uggghhhhhh!

I would be pleasantly surprised if the conversation instead was like this:

“So, hows your day going?”

“I murdered my wife and kids last night. Then I ate their corpses…”

“Really? That’s fantastic. Hey, what operating system are you using?”