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minus-squareEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·18 hours agoIt’s only sex before marriage if you get married. Just never get married, problem solved
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours agoOr get married to jesus and then you’ve been married. Adultery is only a sin in the old testament along with eating pork.
minus-squarejeffep@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 hours agoOr wait until some other people get married on your behalf
It’s only sex before marriage if you get married.
Just never get married, problem solved
Or get married to jesus and then you’ve been married. Adultery is only a sin in the old testament along with eating pork.
Or wait until some other people get married on your behalf