• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17 hours ago

    I mean, I’ve known a considerable number of Christian girls/women who have argued that if you just take it up the ass, you’re still a virgin, so it’s just anal untill marriage, and thus you’re a virgin when you walk down the aisle, so its all good.

    90s/00s purity culture logic.

    Like, this was so pervasive at my high school that I once knew a guy who was … as we would say these days, gonna shoot his shot.

    Planned lines:

    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Gal: Did what hurt?

    Guy: When you fell from heaven?

    Problem was that Guy was totally unaware that there was a rumor going around that Gal had actually just been butt-boinked by her platonic male friend.

    … So, after the opening line, she just slapped him in the face, began crying, and ran off… presuming he was referencing the rumor.

    Guy had no idea wtf had just happened.