Just wait til she shits on your lawn though

    • Soleos@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      It’s sad only because the tone is dismissive/condescending. Otherwise it’s just describing someone who figured out how their gf likes to receive affection. My head canon says they’ve only been dating for a couple months and they’ve had their dog for years.