Just wait til she shits on your lawn though

  • Steve@communick.news
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    13 hours ago

    This is completely reasonable.
    It makes too much sense to be a shit post.

    • untorquer@quokk.au
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      12 hours ago

      It’s just healthy adaptation. They care for their partner so they found a way to meet their partner’s needs that isn’t overly burdensome.

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        6 hours ago

        I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.

        Ah, I see — we’re calling this healthy now.

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          5 hours ago

          You assume that’s an accurate conclusion.

          They were likely taught to display affection towards animals, as a child, without similar instruction regarding people, and are now reasoning backwards from these learned behaviors.

          “I display more affection towards my dog, therefore I must like my dog more.” rather than “I like my dog more, therefore I display more affection towards it.”

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            2 hours ago

            I literally quoted their TL;DR.

            What you’re trying to suggest is essentially saying ‘Yeah it’s totally fine to think you love your dog more than you love your girlfriend, it’s 100% healthy to treat your human girlfriend like you would an animal’.

            Dude, what the fuck, I know Trump is president but let’s not speedrun our way back to the 40’s that quickly. This is either fake or the definition of unhealthy.

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      11 hours ago

      This is the week that Lemmy shitposting died. Now its just horny on main and tumblr reposts.