I’m sure most of us have played Skyrim. I’m sure most of us have seen the NPCs that just awkwardly stand there, swaying slightly with a blank look on their face.

I’m starting to think this whole world is just an illusion. I just walked into my break room, and saw a guy just staring at the vending machine. Slightly hunched over, and swaying.

So I sat down at a table and start browsing my phone.

He’s still standing there. Same spot. No words. Not looking at a phone. Just dead staring at a vending machine which is 2/3rds empty. Not counting money. Just staring dead forward.

After a while I wondered how long he was going to do this. I walked around the side of him, looked at his face, and asked if he was ok. He grunted at me, like hmmmmph.

I went back to my table and started a stopwatch.

When my break was over he was still standing there. 22 minutes staring at a vending machine, and telling multiple people he’s fine, but also grunting at most people.

The ONLY explaination I can come up with is that he’s an NPC who failed the turing test, and this entire world doesn’t exist. I don’t exist. You don’t exist. None of this matters.

Anyone else think this is some kind of poorly coded simulation?

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    Lol I think I posted something like this before.

    First existential crisis? I had like 10 of these ready.

    My life is so bizzare because

    I WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE BORN

    Literally narrowly even lived to birth since there was One Child Policy and CCP made it their mission to terminate pregnancies if the woman already had gave birth to a child. So I was my mom’s second child… if they found out I would’ve been deleted so quickly, they’d grab my mom and forced abortion.

    Feel like as if its scriped.

    Like what are the odds.

    Did someone make this simulation and added this to my “character sheet” for funsies?

    Movie character “crazy backstory” type of shit.

    Still crazy to think about the fact that I am not even supposed to be alive walking around in this world.

    Every time I think I’m just chillin, BOOM crazy shit happens.

    A fucking PLANE CRASHED near where I live… what the fuck… must be a scripted event

    So surreal

    Edit: Also OP Username checks out