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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I have several questions, actually

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I have several questions, actually

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    No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it’s always itchy.

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      Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

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        Toilet paper companies don’t want you to know this one trick.

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          If you haven’t bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

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            I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don’t even have a toilet.

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      No worries we have a solution for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

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