My old company had a saved spreadsheet on the O:drive called “Passwords”

From the grocery store’s perspective, at least in the US, it keeps the checkout lines moving way faster when some kid who is trained to bag groceries does it, rather than waiting for the customer to figure out how to pack it.

They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren’t a problem so long as you aren’t actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone’s day.

I pronounce both without the l. It just feels so clunky to say

I think it’s optional in “salmonella”. I was a biology student in college and heard both pronunciations all the time.

Not sure about funeral insurance, but we had a whole presentation from a funeral home at work about how we should pre-pay for our funerals

Pretty common among Jewish scholars.

It’s an offshore wind turbine. They are way larger than onshore ones.

Sony and Universal own a pretty decent chunk of Spotify, so they have every incentive to force their artists to stay on the platform.

Doesn’t want his buddy to scratch up the lininng of the bed.

There is nothing that makes Texans harder than anything Californian coming to Texas. It validates the one way rivalry Texas has with California.

Just flip it over and you’ll never even notice the heel. The caveat is that you can’t do a heel and heel sandwich as it wont hold together properly

Your parents said the same about you, just as your grandparents said the same aboot your parents

Sure, but others like Santana, Michael Jackson, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna,Ted Nugent, Ozzy Osborne,Jimmy Buffet, Karen Carpenter, and Neil Young were Baby Boomers. Lots of great music from Baby Boomers

Yeah, it’s the 3 left over slices of pepperoni from night

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

Misny makes them pay!

If you are ready to uave your kind blown, that is only one nostril. The other nostril is located inside their skull and is how whales and dolphins vocalize and echolocate.

Clffrd had such potential and i was shocked to see it collapse

Doric is the best, otherwise they wouldn’t have used it for Perry’s Monument