Took the dogs to the vet the other day to get their shots, and the friggin rabies tags were Texas-shaped. Ugly!
fixed the neighbors business card.
Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick, you’re sweating.
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Texas: Fucking Florida!
Florida: Fucking Texas!
Saguaro doesn’t even grow in texas.
Bird bath?
Texan Bidet
Colorado: amateurs
Makes me think of hank hill’s texas-shaped wall clock
Texas makes Florida look like North Carolina (the best state)
Nah, fuck that shit. Texas politics suck hard, but not like Florida suck. The Texas Legislature is out of their minds, but they still follow rules of procedure. Florida’s government is fucking gone
Florida and North Carolina BBQ are on par with one another
Maybe in general, but Eastern-Carolina style is the superlative barbecue form.
Florida has BBQ? I’ve been there a bunch and have never heard of it
Florida ain’t got shit on NC barbecue
When you’re comparing it to Texas BBQ, it all looks the same
