POv: you’re Iskaral Pust, meeting that witch Mogora for the first time
Rare malazan reference in the wild
Glad to have just finished that book
Listen, lads. If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom. That’s how you get an eggsac in your chest. Then Bam! You’re a single father of millions.
If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
They say the average person swallows 3 spiders a year.
I think we’re safe. I think WE don’t swallow any spiders, but she’s swallowed millions. So it skews the curve.
spiders georgina



