Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down13
arrow-up1233arrow-down1external-linkThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-square474D@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·3 days agoOk but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·3 days agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoWhy go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·3 days agoJust your standard penis inspection day
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 days ago“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 days agoYour child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. “But she doesn’t have a hog…” That’s why she failed, sir.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
Just your standard penis inspection day
This sounds like hugenics to me
Hogenics
Dongenics
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”