Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.
I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.
You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”
Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.
I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.
That position of Jesus is still open to any Sociopathic Oligarch who wants it. Any takers? No?
Ah, they remember what happened to the last Jesus, got it.
Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man
You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”
Dolly Parton.
She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.
Another good one is imagining him getting smashed in a rugby maul at a high end South African school.