I mean, MAGA can’t wipe their own ass.

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    The funny… if this stuff continues we’re going to need a new USA flag.

    Indeed. It’s too cluttered, violating good design principles. For example, four stars would be enough. Of course, this means merging a few provinces here and there, but that’s easy. Also make sure to rename them, to fulfil Glorious Taco Hair’s ambitions.

    Here’s my proposal.

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      I tried to look for a generic shape pic of North America. But I guess I’m too tired right now, because my brain saw this image below and said… “it’s Patrick wearing a cape riding a giant seahorse with SpongeBob on its back looking the other direction smoking a cigarette”.
      I need to go to bed.

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        Fuck. FUCK. I’m seeing it.

        Ellesmere and nearby islands are Patrick’s head. Bob’s cig is Alaska. Baja California is the cape. That dick-shaped province in SE USA is the seahorse’s snout. Quebec is the seahorse’s “mane”.

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          Oops, I should have horizontally flipped the coin-op picture. My seahorse is * huge*, its tail is Mexico and Patrick’s cone-tipped head is northern-most Canada. Quebec is SpongeBob, Newfoundland is a heart-shaped smoke puff cloud.

          I like yours too! 😁