• Sitting next to a child is tame. I was forced to go to a family gathering and we went to a restaurant and one of the relatives on my table had a kid (like less than 10 years old) that was just fucking DROOLING OVER THE PLATE and the USE THEIR SALIAVA-FILLED-HANDS TO TOUCH THE FOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE 😱🤢🤮

      God damn use the clean chopsticks that’s on the plates, jesus christ.

      I knew to be using 公筷 (shared chopsticks) when I was 8 years old, especially when in public. And I never fucking DROOL over the plates…

      aaaaaah I wanted to scream there, but I didn’t wanna cause a scene, so I just didn’t say anything about that kid CONTAMINATING ALL THE FOOD.

      Pretty sure I got sick that night…

      (It was 2024 December btw, still remember how much my mom just forced me to go to stupid family gathering)

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      What about a morbidly dead obese? Does it cancel out? What if the cause of mortality was being morbidded by obesity?

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      17 hours ago

      Depends how old the corpse is. Might get kind of gross if the heads rotten enough to roll of their shoulders onto your lap.