alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down110
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 21 hours agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·21 hours agoProbably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
minus-squareSausager@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-221 hours agoWait… how did you confirm that? Edit- grammar
minus-squarecommunism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 minutes agoEat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-221 hours agoYeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·21 hours agoStill, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·21 hours agoAutofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoI said personal experience. It could be individual. But I am not flexible enough.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoTime to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·21 hours agoThis makes no sense to me; please explain
minus-squareParanoidfactoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoOne possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented. I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·21 hours agoYour senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·18 hours agoI don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-212 hours agoNo, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-221 hours agoAre you a linguist, by any chance?
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
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Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
Edit- grammar
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Yeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
I said personal experience. It could be individual.
But I am not flexible enough.
Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
This makes no sense to me; please explain
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
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Are you a linguist, by any chance?