deranger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1624arrow-down121
arrow-up1603arrow-down1external-linkshut the hell upsh.itjust.worksderanger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoIf it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAnd get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”
If it speaks it has a tongue. If it has a tongue, it can be cut out.
And get you arrested, screaming “I wasn’t trying to steal cash from the self-checkout machine, just rip its speaker wires!”