Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

Totally agree. Sliced bread is great. But that white bread sandwich which stuff. Bleh.
How can sliced bread not be great? It’s been the ruler by which all greatness is measured since it was created!
Sliced white bread = boo
Sliced sour = now we’re talking
White bread / Wonder bread is also universally used as an analogy for something bland and boring.