Evangelicals are wild. There was one who walked dogs in my neighborhood.

Well someone had left a Monster can sitting on their front steps. The dog walker saw this and holy hell.

She left a single spaced margin to margin three page letter outlining how the Monster logo was the pichfork of satan upside down, it’s escalated to the dog walker finding facebook pages and finally threatening people with a gun in a grocery store parking lot.

Needless to say, she isn’t walking dogs in the neighborhood anymore.