• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    2 days ago

    I wonder if I should tell My disabled nonbinary partner to sign up for ICE, grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it

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      The sign on bonus is a retention bonus for staying 5 years. You, myself, the entire world know he is not good for paying bills.

      Every single member eligible hire will be let go at 4 Years 354 days, or just not paid at all. See the $2,000 Check they were going to send to every American.

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        5 years is crazy, even Elon companies don’t make you wait 5 years for a vest

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          It’s because the election is a 4 year cycle. He will either be dead, in jail, or emperor supreme by the time the 5 years is up so he will never have to pay.

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      grab the 50 grand, and flee the country with it

      Usually sign on bonuses are broken out over a period of time, you’d receive say 25% in your first paycheck, 25% after 3 months, 25% after 6 months and the last 25% after 12 months. Or in my wife’s case when she took a CNA role in 2021 she got $1k in the first paycheck, $1k after 3 months and the last $1k after 6 months for her $3k sign on bonus

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        I think the case with ICE is 5 years. Which isn’t a crazy time period for large incentives to kick in normally, but the odds of these ICE agents still being employed in 5 years isn’t great if MAGA goes down, and if it doesn’t then 50k won’t buy a decent pair of shoes in 5 years.

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          Though the base pay is far from bad with the job requirement of a pulse. So it’s not like the department isn’t bleeding cash to make USA worse.