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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 months agoThe kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoEasily solved by inviting better guests.
minus-squareadminofoz@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWord on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.
The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.
Wrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.
Easily solved by inviting better guests.
Word on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.