da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoDrink some water. NOW!!!feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down15
arrow-up1184arrow-down1external-linkDrink some water. NOW!!!feddit.orgda_cow (she/her)@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareEdiacarium@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThey know where you are at all times. They know this because they know where you aren’t.
minus-squareda_cow (she/her)@feddit.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoAnd by subtracting where they aren’t from where they are, or vice versa whichever is greater, we know where they will be
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago(which is drinking water, so drink up Ms Freeman, drink up and smell fantastic)
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoYou are 80% water They are 80% water, therefore they are you.
How have you found me?
They know where you are at all times. They know this because they know where you aren’t.
And by subtracting where they aren’t from where they are, or vice versa whichever is greater, we know where they will be
(which is drinking water, so drink up Ms Freeman, drink up and smell fantastic)
You are 80% water
They are 80% water, therefore they are you.
Water is 100% water