• LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.

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        This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!

        Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like “this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!” And I’m like “well I’m not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody’s gums now cause of this.” And the article never tells you why dentists hate it

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          If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I’m blown away.

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        Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.