My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in “holidays”.
He gets so scared that I can’t make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don’t know when to quit
I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.
at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.
randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.
I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.
if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.
if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.
it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”
All my idiot neighbors who light fireworks for literally every “holiday” giving one of my dogs fucking panic attacks can fuck off.
My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in “holidays”.
He gets so scared that I can’t make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don’t know when to quit
I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.
at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.
randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.
I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.
if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.
if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.
it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”