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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Avocado toast time

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Avocado toast time

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    I’ve been putting them in the fridge. They stay good a lot longer

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t know if it’s worth mentioning but if an avocado is hard when I wake up, and I know I’m trying to make Mexican food that night, I just shoot it in a paper bag with whatever fruit I’ve got laying by and it usually does seem to help. Or it’s all in my head. People claim bananas and apples work best. I usually keep a bag of apples around if i can, so I use that.

    It’s some horseshit about trapping gases in the bag, but letting oxygen flow through… Idk

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      seems like witchcraft

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        When someone says something is witchcraft it just makes me want to practice it

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      Ethylene is a chemical that acts as a plant hormone, ripening fruits exposed to it. Apples however, seem to also produce/emit ethylene, hastening the ripening process. Putting ripe apples in a container with unripe fruit does in fact help ripen the rest of the fruit.

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        Yeah, I’ve been told the paper bag helps that it still gets some oxygen, making it “ripen” more and rot less

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          I think it might be more about humidity not being trapped with the fruits.

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      Bananas are the fruit you want for quick stuff bc they go shite quickly too; they help ripen tomatoes, though not in a day.

      Apples are good in a sack of potatoes…

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        Apple and Bananas both emit the chemical apparently.

        Someone placed a link above https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylene_(plant_hormone)

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    “In that case, can I come over to your place? I’ve got some homemade bread.”

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    Guac and chill.

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    Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa

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