• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 hours ago

    I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

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      10 hours ago

      My “I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt.

        • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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          6 hours ago

          I mean. If you stop and think about it. Why would someone that fucked their vaporeon wear a shirt that said they didn’t fuck their vaporeon? It makes no sense!