• Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He’s constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It’s almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

        My grandfather’s clock was too large for the shelf,

        So it stood ninety years on the floor;

        It was taller by half than the old man himself,

        Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

        It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

        And was always his treasure and pride;

        But it stopp’d short — never to go again —

        When the old man died.

        Like that song, except with eyebrows.