Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months agoTIL that a gram of uranium contains 20 million kcals so if you ate just one gram of uranium you would have enough calories for the rest of your life.message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareTIL that a gram of uranium contains 20 million kcals so if you ate just one gram of uranium you would have enough calories for the rest of your life.Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square37fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoAnd also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
minus-squarejeff 👨💻@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months ago(me, an American) Well, forty isn’t that many.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoVery, very precisely forty.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoUnless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWasn’t entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
minus-squareSantasMagicalComfort@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWould it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI’m pretty sure you’d die from something else, but I’m no doctor.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoFrom slipping on all the banana peels.
minus-squareMultiplexer@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
minus-squareIninewcrow@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThe pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.
And also, bananas are radioactive. If you ate 40.000 bananas in 10 minutes you would die of radioactive poisoning.
(me, an American) Well, forty isn’t that many.
Very, very precisely forty.
Unless it’s cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
Wasn’t entirely sure that 3d.p. of precision is necessary when measuring bananas.
Would it kill you if you shoved forty thousand bananas up your ass in ten minutes?
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I’m pretty sure you’d die from something else, but I’m no doctor.
From slipping on all the banana peels.
It’s more in the range of 40.000.000 if I remember correctly.
The pressurized bananas that need to be sent into your system as fast as possible would probably be shot right through your skull.