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minus-squareUnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoKilling is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day agoBombs are not environmentally friendly.
minus-squarejollyrogue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoBombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽
minus-squareRusty@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoAverage person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
minus-squareOBJECTION!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoThat’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoBut it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoIs it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
Killing is good way to reduce your CO2 footprint
Bombs are not environmentally friendly.
Bombs from Raytheon are environmentally friendly. Making war environmentally friendly is what Raytheon is all about. Raytheon a green company! 👍🏽
Average person’s carbon footprint is 7 tons CO2 per year. Killing just one person will make a bomb environmentally friendly.
That’s actually a statistical error, Carbon Bezos is an outlier who should not have been counted.
But it’s just as easy to blow up with a bomb. So it evens out.
Is it, though? If there’s a non-government person who has the means to protect themselves against fucking missile strikes, one of the richest people on the planet seems like a likely candidate.
But what if we made them so? 🤔