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garth@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

If the finger count doesn't fit, you must acquit

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If the finger count doesn't fit, you must acquit

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garth@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    deleted by creator

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    Last Christmas, I gave you my finger

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    Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.

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      Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.

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        You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

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          WITH nail polish

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    https://xkcd.com/1105/

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      Compulsion to do crime why??

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        You dont know what its like. You don’t have a clue. If you did you’d find yourself doing the same thing too.

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          Going out of my way to cause harm for others?

          I don’t think so.

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            To be fair not all crime causes harm to other people.

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    This is brilliant! Gonna see if I can find one.

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    I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don’t ask.

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      two in the pink and two in the stink.

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      We all could use just one more finger to hold something down when building models. We get it

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        It’s called the third hand for a reason!

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    New Bond villain just dropped: “WhiteFinger”

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      FingerFinger

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        Kid named FingerFinger

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    Get one for each digit!

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