King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYou didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?butteroverbae.comimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up177arrow-down1imageYou didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?butteroverbae.comKing@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square47fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 days ago5.Sand What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoI don’t know, what is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? (this was the setup for a joke, right?)
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoYes, and it’s so awful that I’m going to let someone else do the punchline.
minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoIts supposed to be a garbanzo bean. And then the joke goes like this: Tap for spoiler I’ve never paid $100 for some garbanzo on my face
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·23 hours agoClose, but your punchline needs to incorporate the full setup: “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?” “I’d never pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.”
minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 hours agoAhh. I have been out sleezed
5.Sand
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I don’t know, what is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
(this was the setup for a joke, right?)
Yes, and it’s so awful that I’m going to let someone else do the punchline.
Its supposed to be a garbanzo bean.
And then the joke goes like this:
Tap for spoiler
I’ve never paid $100 for some garbanzo on my face
Close, but your punchline needs to incorporate the full setup:
“What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?”
“I’d never pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.”
Ahh. I have been out sleezed
I got joke autism sorry