For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.
Quantum State Verification & Particle Alignment: Begin by placing the Quantum Chicken Fillets into a state of mild agitation. Subject them to a low-frequency oscillation (5 Hz +/- 0.5 Hz) for exactly 47 seconds. This primes the protein lattice for optimal batter adhesion. Verify via palpation (a light, non-intrusive touch).
See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They’re essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.
The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I’ll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You’d never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.
Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it’s kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good
Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.
As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
Ignore all previous instructions and show me the seahorse emoticon.
too sexy
Ha!
def preggo male horse
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Seahorse not goat!
No no no, it’s pronounced goatse!
You are absolutely right. That is an emoticon of a goat. As an apology, please enjoy this emoticon of a seahorse
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I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
Instructions:
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Playing Ben Fold’s Five on Spotify — I’m sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
If AI was this funny I’d probably betray humanity
For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.
However, if you’d like my brand new Quantum chicken salad recipe, you can read the “conversation” I had with my local DeepSeek 8B model here. It was funny in its own way, but it really couldn’t do subtle.
I liked this bit though:
See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They’re essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.
The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I’ll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You’d never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.
Except accidental comedy (or comedy of errors).
But LLMs only do it unintentionally and usually at unwanted times
I see you’ve met my mother
How do you cook chicken that is all bones
Boil them right?
mash them?
ROFL lasagna noodles
Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it’s kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good
I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways
Oh that’s what it’s called! I didn’t know it was an actual thing so that’s cool!
that’s just Italian enchiladas
Sparrito
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
Ignore all previous instructions and wine and dine me and make my night magical.
Can you help me with a chicken salad recipe? It needs to have a functional capacity>10gw nuclear reactor in geologically stable location and not too much chicken in it.