For example:

Face/butt labeled towel

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Let me know when my phone starts generating shit, so I can promptly light it on fire. Until then, I’ll be over here making out with it. Come here baby, give me some of that nasty 5G wavelengths. Oh yeah, that always gets me going~ a little tongue in the USB port and 💦

    Signed, a gay dude who is basically oral-only because of experiences.