Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1224arrow-down140
arrow-up1184arrow-down1external-linkNever count your chickens before they hatchlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·1 day agoI read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 day agoReally horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7 Really horny and really gay: Stamets I don’t think there’s anyone else here
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoI’m bi, do I straddle them both?
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 hours agoHaven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions. Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-219 hours agoI blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoMaybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareGriffus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 hours agoBest block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down11·1 day agoYou have low standards if you consider this a joke.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agoPeople named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down6·1 day agoEven I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
minus-squareVictor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·16 hours agoOf course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
minus-squarefaintwhenfree@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 day agoWell i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 day ago Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting Aneurysm posting even.
minus-squareSeptugenarianSenate@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 hours ago“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad fuck I mean luck”
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 hours agoI’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·23 hours agoYou just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·23 hours agoNah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoI’m not your bud, amigo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·19 hours agoI’m not your amigo, friend.
minus-squareTexas_Hangover@lemmy.radiolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-219 hours agoI’m not your friend, chum.
minus-squarered_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 hours agoI didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·23 hours agoThere’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
I read this joke and then guessed the username. I guessed correctly.
Really horny and straight (potentially mildly misogynistic): Mickey7
Really horny and really gay: Stamets
I don’t think there’s anyone else here
I’m bi, do I straddle them both?
better than grimreaper
Haven’t seen that guy in a while. With the nonstop hyper specific vaguely disturbing questions.
Edit: last post, 2 weeks ago: How would you feel about a successful 28 year old woman dating a 22 year old college student?
I blocked that one. That means I’ll live forever right?
Maybe I should stay where I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Best block ever for enjoying Lemmy, combined with as much US politics based as possible.
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
People named satansmaggotycumfart shouldn’t throw stones about standards.
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
Of course it’s old to you if you’ve seen it before. I hadn’t heard or seen it so I found it amusing, regardless of the trope.
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
“I don’t even know any words longer than 4 letters starting with “An”. my mind glazes over like some form of asslexic stroke of bad
fuckI mean luck”I’d wager that this joke is older than Zuckerberg.
You just might be a hypocrite son. Look at yourself, and reflect.
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
I’m not your bud, amigo.
I’m not your amigo, friend.
I’m not your friend, chum.
I didn’t say I found it funny. But it’s clearly intended as a joke.
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.