Deacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month agoWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1599arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1585arrow-down1external-linkWhat is the charge? Stealing a pie? A succulent chocolate pie?lemmy.worldDeacon@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square38fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoi’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
minus-squarebcgm3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 month agoI’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoyou mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoMaybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body? I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation. I love you <3
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoHaven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThere isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoi mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoFor real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
minus-squarethethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agothis is about cats not dogs
minus-squaremrunicornman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoOh man, guess I just got spliced
Splice?
i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
ottocarrot?
I’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
Expediamus!
you mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
…damn autocorrupt
Maybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body?
I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
I love you <3
You know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
Haven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
There isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
i mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka
CRISPR
For real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
this is about cats not dogs
Oh man, guess I just got spliced